Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I have complete contempt for fakery

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

How do Democrat Party voters feel about the fact that Kamala Harris never received one primary vote to be the nominee in 2020 and certainly not in 2024?

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

Who is the most dangerous or evilest person of all time?

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

I understand how hurricane paths work

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

Why did Britain steal Gibraltar from Spain?

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

I can read

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

Do you like wearing short skirts?

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

Is the Shia claim true that Imam Ali was born inside the Kaaba?

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

Why do I like to eat my own cum?

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

Why do only ugly women like me on Tinder? Is it because I'm an ugly man?

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

I actually pay taxes

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

What’s wrong with anti-imperialism?

I have complete contempt for traitorism

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

Is there a type of function where every point has exactly one tangent line passing through it? If yes, what is this type of function called?

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

What can you do if someone makes a false accusation against you?

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

I can count

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I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

—— indirects on kuorans, irl and idols

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

I know who the president of Turkey really is

What’s the worst thing you caught anyone in your family doing?

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

I see through liars

I don’t cotton to rapists

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

I don’t buy bullshit

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

I have a reading level above third grade